I was forwarded this email from my wife - she thought it was funny.

Someone wrote:

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. ‘Why?’ my daughter asked.

“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, and probably has germs” I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,

‘Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.’

I was thinking quickly. ‘All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom.’
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

OH…I get it!’ she beamed, ‘So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the dad.
‘Exactly’ I replied back with a big smil e on my face.

When you’re finished chuckling, send this to a Mom.

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